Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
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There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
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Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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