Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
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hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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