I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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