He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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