You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
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