i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
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Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
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being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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