talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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