Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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