i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
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use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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