Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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