brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
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I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
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I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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