Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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