This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Randomize
