she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
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I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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