just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
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First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
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Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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