If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
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I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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