why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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