it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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