She is in my trunk
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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