If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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