the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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