Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I love you.
Bad choice
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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