BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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