i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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