it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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