Pregnant stripper...not hot.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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