im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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