I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
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They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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