That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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