My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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