I think i peed on brittanys purse
we made out on top of his cat.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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