I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
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