I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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