try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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