just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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