with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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