if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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