I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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