How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
We have so much sex to catch up on
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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