Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
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please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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