He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
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There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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