so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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