I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
As shirtless as possible
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
