there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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