So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I didn't notice because vodka
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Is her dick bigger than yours?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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