That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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