Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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