hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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