If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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