stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
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3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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