ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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