Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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