If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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