playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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