butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
In America we eat man semen.
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So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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