Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
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I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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